Dear Santa,
Look....I've decided to start a little early this year because you're going to need some time for these things. Here is the Ringle Family Christmas list.
- Daddy Ringle needs some new clothes because he's shrunken so much in the past year its like trying to keep a sock on a flag pole. The incredible Shrinking man needs some new jeans, some socks without holes in them and some new running digs. He would also like to have a weeks worth of no red traffic lights so he can just get on his way and never have to wait. Thats sort of hard for him, Santa! ;)
- Guinness Ringle needs an endless supply of nummies and an indestructible chew toy. Santa...I suggest a tractor tire. Please check the local junk yards at the North Pole. It will take him at least a couple of weeks to destroy that. Another suggestion might be a stainless steel fridge or car bumper. I think these things might take a while for him as well. Guinness also needs a new shamrock-shaped dog tag because his current one has the wrong phone number on it.
- Luna Ringle would like for Guinness to stop trying to eat all of her kitty toys so she could actually get to play with them. She would also enjoy some more cans of Fancy Feast. Particularly the "gravy" kinds. Luna could also use a new pretty kitty collar because hers is getting a little frayed.
- Mama Ringle could use a giftcard to Victoria's Secret for Christmas. She's in dire need of some new (and nice!) undergarments. She believes that she's been patient long enough. She would also like to get an acoustic guitar and learn how to play it in the coming year, and tickets and transportation for ANY U2 show in 2011. She would also love a little extra help in the diet & exercise dept. Running is going well but she could use a little more motivation and energy.
But more than anything, Santa...The Ringle Family would like to be surrounded by family and friends this Christmas. We'll make our home as warm and welcoming as possible if we can fill it with loved ones.
Please? KThanx.
-G♥
